|Occurred : 4/20/2011 03:00 (Entered as : 04/20/11 03:00)
Reported: 4/20/2011 7:38:16 PM 19:38
Location: St. Louis, MO
|I was standing on my porch, smoking a doobie, when, all of a sudden, I saw 3 weird shapes in the sky. My buddies Cheech and Chong also saw it. The craft appeared to be pencils, but after several seconds, they morphed into pens. They landed in my front yard, and took me aboard their starship, where we headed for they sky. Then they stuck some stuff up my butt, and put me back in bed.
((NUFORC Note: Witness elects to remain totally anonymous; provides no contact information. PD))